Unfortunatly this Marylin Monroe is a seceret Zeppelin

mike got his frenum and septum done and they look incredibly good. Speaking of Mike, this is why he and I are absolutely awesome...Argument number 1: Which would take over the world, zombies or vampires. Argument number 2: Which word is cooler, Osmosis or Homeostasis. Argument 3: Which is a Hyena closer to the dog family or the cat family (turns out its neither). One thing we do agree on though, Koala bears smell like very large cough drops.

my birthday was incredibly good i love you alex for being molested by strippers with me and you are sooooooooo right choice is 100 times better than deja vu. Thanks mikey for being totally scene with me and being cute and buying me dinner. and thanks alex darling for buying me strippers. and thanks mikey for buying me strippers. and thanks ben for coming. and yeah im done ill shut up.

kellys was also waaaaaaaaaaay awesome HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY JEAN BAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eric shay and i didnt have our dance off though

saturday went to the vu there were some entertaining parts. it was almost better going back to the crystal house and seeing inebriated dane. and deja vu underwear wearing mike.

then last night, holy shit....last night was so amazing i cant even put it into words. lets just say chris jake me and matt ellison drinking together at jakes....lets just say its a good thing chris and i like drinking better than sleeping cause man if i would have slept i would have missed out on sooooooo many funny things. especially chef jakes specialty eggs. i love chris and jake so much